This handy dandy flowchart makes beer selection simple! Direct link here, where you can embiggen view it full size.
The chart totally pegged me - it shows my two official hockey watching beers, as well as my favorites as a reusable grocery bag aficionado.
Here's the latest Tiger Woods jokes I heard at work today.
What's the difference between Tiger and Santa?
Santa stopped after three hos.
Tiger has now joined another big cat family. He's a cheetah.
That's all ah got. ;)
from our friends in the frozen northlands
mousey over to iTunes to purchase the .mp3. proceeds go to support women charities such as "Sisters in Spirit" and "Justice for the Missing and Murdered"
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
DG walked up to me and said he needed one of his “silly pretty pixshurs” because he wanted to “hiccup codajoe”.
“Why the sudden decision to hook up Dakota Joe with one of your celebrity pictures?” I asked.
“He sayd I wuz ‘damn’ cute. I am thinkee that is even cuter than Diblet.”
“Yeah, you know, I happen to think you’re the cutest kitteh on the planet.”
“So does codajoe, evindentedly. You gettee teh pixshur for me DG or wut?”
“Sure, but I'm guessing Dakota Joe thinks his own cat is cuter, Deej. And he just goes by DJ now. I don’t even think his name is really Joe.”
“Less talkee, more celery pity pixshur! And also a box to mail it in!”
“I’ll get you an envelope."
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Taking the paper trash out to the recycling bin, a familiar something caught my eye. I didn't need to examine it further; I knew exactly what it was. I went back inside and found DG in the kitchen lounging in a flat of drinking water.
“Say, you ever mail that photo to DJ?”
The Deej blinked. “M-hm.”
“Really? How? You don’t have any stamps. You can’t reach the mailbox.”
“I fond stamps in yur bedroom – dog ones and spacee ones..." He licked his left foreleg for a few moments, then continued, "...then I dressed it and put it with teh rest of teh mails.”
It all came together. “Ha! You put it in the paper recycling, DG! I almost threw it out...”
“Well mail it alreddy wuld you? It wuz sposed to be there a week ago!!!”
*sigh* There’s just no pleasing a cat.
Very sorry for the delay, DJ. It’s on its way now...
It's supposed to be a good idea to travel with copies of your ID and important papers (like the picture page of your passport) so that if your wallet or purse gets lost or stolen while you're away, you have the numbers of all the ID you lost, for easier replacement. And, of course, you put these in a separate place from your real ID.
But if I stick these copies in my suitcase, then my suitcase goes astray, then whoever winds up with my suitcase has all the info from my ID and could steal my identity. Is that a good idea?
Thoughts?
I live in San Rafael, California.
This is my town 100 years ago.
As much as I love the instant gratification and privacy provided by my digital camera, the one thing that continues to irritate me about digital photography technology is the insane amount of time that elapses between when the shutter button is depressed and when the shutter finally decides to work its soul-stealing magic.
I’m sure you’ve all been there. You see something you desperately need to preserve in photograph form, so you whip out your digital camera, quickly frame the shot, and depress the button...
...but by the time your camera finally does its little preparation dance and captures the image, the moment you so badly wished to immortalize has passed and all you’re left with is another useless photo of a dirty restroom stall.
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